![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:38 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
If I say, "let's go to brunch", everybody ignores me, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But, "Let's go to brunch, bitches ," has my ladies calling premium vodka for a Bloody Mary in 30 seconds flat, bitches.
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![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:39 |
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This is a bad idea, bitches.
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U WOT M8?
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:40 |
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You're just saying that 'cause you didn't think of it first, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:41 |
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It's a funny essay at McSweeney's, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:41 |
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I just tried this in a merger & acquisition meeting and got fired, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:43 |
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Sounds like those bitches need to get with the times and loosen up some, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:47 |
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You shouldn't disrespect women like that, bitches hate it when you do that.
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![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:49 |
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It's equal opportunity if you call everyone "bitches" - it's punctuation now, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:54 |
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I really thought that was going be stupid, but I laughed the whole way through, bitches.
Do we really consider all things, bitches?
I will use that sentence someday and I will report back the outcome to you bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 09:57 |
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Bitch, please, bitch. Bitch, I am so fabulous that I start *AND* end every sentence with some form of the noun bitch, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 10:04 |
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That makes it more awkward to construct your banter, though, bitches. If it's just an unusually strong ending emphasis, then it doesn't affect the subject or general structure of your prose, bitches. Inclusion of it as a hail and secondary preposition as well limits thought without careful effort, bitches.
![]() 10/08/2014 at 10:14 |
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Bitch, it's all just part of rainbow privilege, bitch. Bitch, it's all about telling them, don't you see, bitch?
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